Funniest Man Alive

As I think we can all agree, I’m pretty much one of the funniest people you’ve ever met. And if you are reading this blog, but don’t know me personally, trust me–I’m funny. If you are reading this right now and thinking “He’s not funny at all”, that’s just because you are mean and I was so funny in the past that you expect me to be even funnier now and when that doesn’t happen you don’t think I’m funny. Get it?
Anyway–I wanted to share one of my funnier momemts. The scene: outside a coffee shop in Boston. I was walking with my friends and I told them I was going to pull a stunt. Props needed: Mentos.

So I started walking in front of this coffee shop full of people who had an unobstructed view of what was going to happen next. I then intentionally tripped and flew threw the air, crashing to the ground in pain…But wait!!

In case any of you were worried, I hopped up and pulled some Mentos out of my pocket, turned to the people inside the windows, and let them know that all was okay……I got a few of these looks from people inside, but others were busting up. This was back in the day when Mentos commercials were as frequent as Viagra’s are today.

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6 Responses

  1. I remember being there for that one. <BR/><BR/>I also remember that it was New Year’s Eve and we were all wandering around Boston before watching/volunteering at Blue Man Group. I remember how we all bought Mentos after that and kept falling down everywhere all over the city the rest of the night.

  2. I remember hearing about that one….

  3. Cahokia says:

    So…I just read through, like, all of your blog postings and I have to agree…you ARE the funniest man alive! LOL! How are you guys? I’m so happy to see that ya’ll are still in Utah. We should get together sometime. Check out my blog and see what I’ve been up to and hope to keep in contact with you guys…

  4. The Harwards says:

    I’ve never seen you with your hair pulld back in a ponytail like that.

  5. Jeremy says:

    You are huge Dork Ben, but you are funny!!

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