Paparazzi Catch "big daddy" With Hands Tied

Ever since rumors leaked stating that "big daddy" was set to release his first book, the demand for anything big daddy has skyrocketed. According to People Magazine, media outlets are offering as much as $100,000 for photos of big daddy in action. "Hollywood and the media are going crazy over big daddy. I would put the demand for him right up there with Britney Spears" said an ET Weekly executive. "He has got what people want". This shot of him caught picking his nose was sold to CNN for $95,000. Various personal items have also been appearing on eBay such as old toothbrushes, gum, and dress socks.

What does big Daddy have going for him that is sending America into a buzz? Matt Lauer of the Today Show on NBC said "He's what most aren't. Britney has major family problems, big daddy has a stable and happy family. Brad Pitt has looks, big daddy doesn't. Schwarzenegger has the bulging muscles, big daddy has the build of a twig. He has all the things we aren't used to talking about in the media. It's refreshing".

What's big daddy's take on all of this? Perhaps he said it best in an exclusive interview with Access Hollywood. He was quoted as saying, "I'm just big daddy".

3 comments:

  1. How long did it take you to come up with that set up for the photo? Nice! And who said you didn't have any looks? Tell Gina to start being nicer to you. ;)

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  2. I beg to differ about the looks - you are quite dashing if I do say so myself - as for muscles - the ones you have are rock solid!

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  3. if you spent as much time writing your book as you do posting blog entries you'd be done...! Mike

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